Bring Me My Bride

Bring Me My Bride
Stand aside, everyone! I take large steps
One, two! One, two!
We not only fought, but we won, too!
One, two! One, two!
Left, right! Left, right!

There's none of the enemy left, right?
Right! Left...right...right? Left?
Halt!
Hail, Miles Gloriosus. Welcome to Rome. Your bride awaits you
My bride...
(sung)
My bride!
My bride!
I've come to claim my bride
Come tenderly to crush her against my side
Let haste be made!
I cannot be delayed:
There are lands to conquer, cities to loot and peoples to degrade
Look at those arms!
Look at that chest!
Look at them!
Not to mention the rest
Even I am impressed!
My bride!
My bride!
Come, bring to me my bride
My lust for her no longer can be denied
Convey the news!
I have no time to lose:
There are towns to plunder, temples to burn and women to abuse
Look at that foot!
Look at that heel!
Mark the magnificent muscles of steel!

I am my ideal!
I, Miles Gloriosus
I, slaughterer of thousands
I, oppressor of the meek
Subduer of the weak
Degrader of the Greek
Destroyer of the Turk
Must hurry back to work