Twilight Parody-Vegeterian Vampire

Twilight Parody-Vegeterian Vampire
Bella:
Vegetarian Vampire
would you please bite me
so that
i can be just like you
Edward:
Oh my dear I would like
To have just one bite
But thats not in the card for you
Unless your made of tofu

You look real sultry
Too bad your not poultry
Red meat is not for me
And Im scared you have V.D.
Bella:
Omg my god
Thats really mean
Take a bite
Im sure that I am clean
Vegetarian Vampire i will be your first come quench your thirst
Vegetarian Vampire would you please bite me so that i can be just like you
Edward listen to me
And Im sure youll agree
Youre the lion Im the lamb
I bet I taste much better than spam
Tattoos are so old school
Vampire bites are just so cool
Mortal life is so done
I wanna be sparkley in the sun
Edward:
Hate to kill your self-esteem
But Im more tempted by ice cream
Bella:
Vegetarian Vampire
I will be your first come quench your thirst
(Im O Positive)
Vegetarian Vampire would you please bite me so that i can be just like.

Edwards rap:
Im a veggie vampire
I have been 17 ever since 1918
I make these ladies scream
Im giving out immortality
If youre kind of salady
Im like on tv
Come on Bella please, lets climb up this tree