7 Things

7 Things
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It's time for me to say this,
addressing all you guys.
Except for all the drag queens,
who deserve a nobel prize.
But the straight guys
they don't realize
what we go through
everyday
and it's a lot.

Now it's time for
all us females
to remind you
just in case
you all forgot
THE 7 THINGS GUYS DON'T HAVE TO DO:
shave legs,
give birth,
Aunt Flow,
wear skirts,
wax armpits,
Hey, it hurts!!!
wear pantyhose
and paint your toes
too
high heels,
pluck brows,
skip meals,
count pounds,
some girl have to carry heavy mounds
...We're way past 7 now
but I'll keep going
anyhow.
uncomfy thongs,
tight bras,
tampons,
blow our money on beauty salons,
flat iron burns
and health concerns
from hair dye fumes.
...And the reason why
we do these crazy things that we do...
is we do it for you.
sometimes we're hard to deal with.
That- we can't deny.
But just think of what we
go through
see, that's the reason
why

shave legs,
give birth,
Aunt Flow,
wear skirts,
wax armpits,
Hey, it hurts!!!
wear pantyhose
and paint your toes
too
uncomfy thongs,
tight bras,
tampons,
blow our money on beauty salons,
flat iron burns
and health concerns
from hair dye fumes.
...And the reason why
we do these crazy things that we do...
is we do it for you.