I´m Having A Good Day

I´m Having A Good Day
Watching tv talk shows is a lot of fun.
i like it when they always have on
people who are shooting guns
inbred couples from west virginia,
inbred people, who want to kill you!
I saw a story about a man
who was fuc*** his daughter,
and his wife was fuc*** her mother...
it was the kind of thing
that'd make you want to shoot up!
Tonight's gonna be a really good time
i'm gonna go out
and get really fuc*** high
i'll shoot some guns,
i'll drive around in my car,
you know i'll probably end up
at the fuc*** bar
and while i'm there i'm gonna,
get real high,
i'm gonna kick some ass,
i'm gonna f*** shit up!!!!
I'll kick you in your fuc*** teeth
if you get in my way... because
i'm having a good day!!!!
and i don't want you there!
no, you'll
be at home watching your tv set
you've got your hand holding
your fuc*** dick,
and you're cumming
in your fuc*** mouth... o.k.