If I Could Only Flag Her Down

If I Could Only Flag Her Down
I don't need her money
I don't need a ride
I got enough connections
I don't need a piece of her hide
I just want to please her
I just want to squeeze her
I just want to crash her
I just want to trash her
If I could only flag her down
If I could only flag her down

Well, it's not because of her beauty
And her brand new low cut blouse.
It's not because she's so snooty
Or a fine famed millionaire.
It's not 'cause she's in motion
In a brand new Cadillac car
It's not because of her lotion
She's a real sweet candy bar
I just want to meet her
I just want to squeeze her
I just want to crash her
I just want to trash her
If I could only flag her down!
If I could only flag her down!