Logical Song (Logical Dance Version)

Logical Song (Logical Dance Version)
When I was young,
It seemed that life was so wonderful
A miracle,
Oh, it was beautiful, magical
And all the birds in the trees,
Well they'd be singing so happily
Oh, joyfully, oh, playfully watching me

But then they sent me away to teach me how to be sensible
Logical, oh, responsible, practical
Then they showed me a world where I could be so dependable
Oh, clinical, oh, intellectual, cynical
There are times when all the world's asleep
The questions run too deep
For such a simple man
Won't you please,
Please tell me what we've learned?
I know it sounds absurd
Please tell me who I am
I said, now, watch what you say,
They'll be calling you a radical
A liberal, oh, fanatical, criminal
Oh, won't you sign up your name?
We'd like to feel you're acceptable
Respectable, oh, presentable, a vegetable
But at night, when all the world's asleep
The questions run so deep
For such a simple man
Won't you please
Please tell me what we've learned?
I know it sounds absurd
(Oh, won't you tell me) please tell me who I am
Who I am, who I am, who I am

Wont you tell me why
Can you hear me
Wont you tell me why
Can you hear me
But at night, when all the world's asleep
The questions run so deep
For such a simple man
Won't you please
Please tell me what we've learned?
I know it sounds absurd
(Oh, won't you tell me) please tell me who I am
Who I am, who I am, who I am