Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me

Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me
So-and-so's in Tahoe with a hottie by the fire
Such and such in Cabo salsa dancing on a wire
I'm just spitting, gritting teeth and being crucified
Tryna tell myself that pins and needles is a vibe

Hey, doctor, doctor
Give it to me
I got a bad case of ... not loving me
I'm wishing that I was doing
What somebody else is doing
But I can't dance, don't ask me
I, I always wish I was doing
What somebody else is doing
But I can't dance, don't ask me
I don't got the huevos to approach the door and knock
No one cares but I still feel like I'm a laughingstock
I keep running round and round this same old city block
While everybody else inside is waiting for the drop
Hey, doctor, doctor
Give it to me
I got a bad case of ... not loving me
I'm wishing that I was doing
What somebody else is doing
But I can't dance, don't ask me
I, I always wish I was doing
What somebody else is doing
But I can't dance, don't ask me
Don't know where my heart at
Don't know where my head at
Don't know where my feet at
I'm wishing that I was doing
What somebody else is doing
But I can't dance, don't ask me

Hey it's getting kind of cold out here
I'm all alone, knock knock
Don't let me come inside your place
It's getting kind of cold out here
I'm all alone, knock knock
I don't wanna go inside your place
Give it to me
I got a bad bad case of ... not loving me
I'm wishing that I was doing
What somebody else is doing
But I can't dance, don't ask me
I, I always wish I was doing
What somebody else is doing
But I can't dance, don't ask me
Don't know where my heart at
Don't know where my head at
Don't know where my feet at
I'm wishing that I was doing
What somebody else is doing
But I can't dance, don't ask me
I can’t dance