Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?

Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?
Mister, would you please help my pony?
he's over there behind the tree
he's down in the dirt, would ya help him?
i think it's his lung
Mister would you please help my pony?
he's chewin' bark and not the leaves
he's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
i think it's his lung
Mister, would you please help my pony?
he's down and he ain't gettin' up
he coughed up snot in the driveway
and i think his lung's fuc*** up
Pony, pony, pony
Mister, would you please help my pony?
i think it's his lung
Mister, would you please help my pony?
he's over there lookin' at me
he can't talk because he's a pony
i think it's his lung
[repeat first verse]