Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch
Your a mean one, Mr.Grinch
You really are a heel
Your as cuddly as a cactus
Your as charming as an eel, Mr.Grinch

Your a bad banana with a greasy black peel
Your a monster, Mr.Grinch
Your hearts an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch with a 39 and a half foot pole
Your a foul one, Mr.Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Mr.Grinch, Mr.Grinch
Out of the two,
I'd choose the seasick crocodile
Your a rotter Mr.Grinch
Your the king of sinful sots
Oh , your hearts a dead tomato
Splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch
Your a three decker sour crout toad stool sandwich
With arsenic sauce
Oh, Mr.Grinch
Mr.Grinch