Mermaid

Mermaid
Whuoooh
Whuoooh
Can't swim so I took a boat
To an island so remote
Only Johnny Depp has every been to it before
Stayed there 'til the air was clear
I was bored and out of tears
Then I saw you washed up on the shore

I offered you my coat
Thank Goddess love can float
Crazy how that shipwreck meant my ship was coming in
We talked 'til the sun went down
Love on the Puget Sound
My treasure map was on your skin
Beauty in the water
Angel on the beach
Ocean's daughter
I thought love was out of reach
'Til I got her
Had I known it could come true
I would have wished in '92
For a mermaid just like you
Whuoooh
Just like you
Whuoooh
Sharks green with envy
They wondered what you see in me
Funny but sometimes can't help but wonder that as well
Now life is a holiday
Making up for the years I paid
The way to this heavenly bay, it went through hell
Beauty in the water
Angel on the beach
Ocean's daughter
I thought love was out of reach
'Til I got her
Had I known it could come true
I would have wished in '92
For a mermaid just like you

Whuoooh
Just like you
Whuoooh
I rescued you by the banyan tree
All the girl fish in the sea
Couldn't hold a candle to 'ya, they don't have a handle on 'ya
They don't have a scandal on ya, I love Ecco sandals on 'ya
Saving me was B-I-G
All the boy fish in the sea
They all wish that they could be me
Can't swim so I took a boat
To an island so remote
Only Johnny Depp has every been to it before
Whuoooh
Beauty in the water
Angel on the beach
Ocean's daughter
I thought love was out of reach
'Til I got her
Had I known it could come true
I would have wished in '92
For a mermaid just like you
Whuoooh
Just like you
Whuoooh
Just like you
Whuoooh
Just like you
Whuoooh