Cowboy

Cowboy
Since I was a kid I had this dream
I want to be a tough guy, wild and mean
Flying bullets, flying fists
Born to ride and to be kissed

Cowboy, cowboy, he can ride any horse and any bride
Cowboy, cowboy, comes to town, beat you up and shoot you down
I wear my blue jeans very tight
Please the ladies every night
They put money in my hat
Makes their husbands so upset
Cowboy, cowboy, he can ride any horse and any bride
Cowboy, cowboy, comes to town, beat you up and shoot you down
Cowboy, cowboy, never die, feels no pain, never cries
Cowboy, you get all the chicks, big, big horses and big dicks
Was never wild was never mean
Never joined the cowboy scene
I just ride my rocking chair
Hide my teeth in tupperware
Cowboy, cowboy, this is sad, vomit in your cowboy hat
Cowboy, cowboy, this is fun, lost the bullets f*** your gun
Cowboy, cow oh, boy, we die, every night I have to cry
Cowboy, cowboy, what a prick, drunken horse and shrunken dick