Suggestion For The New Nanny

Suggestion For The New Nanny
If you wish to be our sitter,
please be sweet and never bitter,
help us with math and book reports
might i add, eat my shorts
BART!!
just cuttin' through the treacle
if maggie's fussy, don't avoid her
let me get, away with moider
teach us songs and magic tricks
might i add, no fat chicks

HOMER!
the nanny we want is kindly and sage
and one who will work for minimum wage
hurry nanny, things are grim,
I'll do it!!
anyone but him *nods*