Capital City

Capital City
(version sung as off enters capital city:)
(lines by members of off are spoken, not sung; tony's line "hey,
good to see you" is also spoken.)
homer: well, kids, there it is! capital city!
marge: look, the cross-town bridge!
(begin vamp)
bart: wow!
homer: wow.
Tony bennett: there's a swingin' town i know called... capital
city.
lisa: the penny loafer!
tony: people stop and scream hello in... capital city.
homer: kids, look! street crime!
tony: it's the kind of place that makes a bum feel like
a king.
homer: wow, that's service!
tony: and it makes a king feel like some nutty, cuckoo,
super-king.
marge: look, it's tony bennett!
tony: hey, good to see you.
it's against the law to frown in... capital city.
you'll caper like a stupid clown when you chance
to see...
marge: fourth street and 'd'!
tony: fourth street and 'd'! yeah!
once you get a whiff of it, you'll never want to
roam.
homer: the duff brewery!
tony: capital city, my home sweet, yeah!
capital city, that happy-tal city,
it's capital city,
my home sweet swingin' home!
all: capital city! yeah!
Closing credits version:
tony bennett: there's a swingin' town i know called... capital city.
people stop and scream hello in... capital city.
it's the kind of place that makes a bum feel like a king.
and it makes a king feel like some nutty, cuckoo,
super-king.
it's against the law to frown in... capital city.
you'll caper like a stupid clown when you chance to see...
fourth street and 'd'! yeah!
once you get a whiff of it, you'll never want to roam,
from capital city, my home sweet, swingin' home!