When He Kisses Me

When He Kisses Me
Well he was born in the Winter
Where the sun shines so pale
Whereas I was born in the Spring
In case you can’t tell, in case you can’t tell

But when he kisses me
That’s when the maple tree meets the honey bee
When he kisses me
When he kisses me

Well they don’t last long and they’re not hot
And they’re not the wettest kisses I’ve ever got
I open my eyes and where is he?
He still don’t know what he does to me

And when he kisses me I still react
My eyes stay closed long after the fact
When he kisses me
When he kisses me

Well I swoon and I lean cos I can’t stand erect
He thinks I’m leaning just for special effect
I swoon and I lean cos I’m so delighted
When he kisses me I’m still excited

And when he kisses me I feel ecstatic
He thinks it’s me being overdramatic
When he kisses me
When he kisses