Bad Hair Day

Bad Hair Day
Sometimes I wonder in my head
Why the f*** I even bother getting out of bed
I'm having a bad hair day can't get no relief
Everything I do seems to come to grief
Everybody's staring in disbelief
'Cause I forgot to put my clothes on 'fore I hit the street

Chorus: Bad hair day, bad hair day
Everything I do goes wrong today
Bad hair day, bad hair day
Everyone I speak to runs away
Couldn't find any shoes to put on my feet
I've trodden on a nail lying in the street
A piece of newspaper is my only attire
And some stupid kid tried to set it on fire
Chorus
Bridge:I tell myself "It's just a bad dream"
But I can't wake up, I think I'm gonna scream
I wanna go to bed and go back to sleep
But I can't get in the house 'cause I've lost my keys
I'm standing on the doorstep startin' to freeze
And I'm gonna get arrested 'cause someone's called the police
Chorus (x2)