Real Girls Eat Cake

Real Girls Eat Cake
Hey girl
I see you made an effort
with your lipstick
But you got some on your teeth, dip
You're like a hot mess
and I like it
Yeah yeah yeah

Let's go
When we go out
we make a great team
You eat like a dude
and lick your plate clean
You're my kind of girl
and I like it
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be the first to take you
to the prom at high school
I get a stiffly from all
Your awkward dance moves
I even wrote this stupid song
Because I like you
(Really stupid this song)
I don't need a girl who
Worries about a thigh gap
I like the fact that you
Don't give a shit about that
You're still sexy if you
Eat more than salad
On a date
Oooh
Cause real girls eat cake
To me you're are prettier
Than Adriana Lima
The way you work it
When you're looking
In the mirror
When you're with me
You can be who you want
For f*** sake
Oooah
Cause real girls eat cake

I really really like the way
Your face it
(It's beautiful)
Even when there's food
Suck in your braces
(YUMMY)
But I still snob
Cause I like it
Yeah yeah yeah
Let me have a word
With your mom
Cause she's sexy
(She's sexy)
It must run
In her genes
If you get me
I gotta admit
That I like her
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be the first to take you
to the prom at high school
I get a stiffly from all
Your awkward dance moves
I even wrote this stupid song
Because I like you
(I like you)
I don't need a girl who
Worries about a thigh gap
I like the fact that you
Don't give a shit about that
You're still sexy if you
Eat more than salad
On a date
Oooh
Cause real girls eat cake
To me you're are prettier
Than Adriana Lima
The way you work it
When you're looking
In the mirror

When you're with me
You can be who you want
For f*** sake
Oooah
Cause real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls
Real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls
Real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls
Real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls
Real girls eat cake
To me you're are prettier
Than Adriana Lima
The way you work it
When you're looking
In the mirror
When you're with me
You can be who you want
For f*** sake
Chocolate, strawberry, banana
And vanilla cake that would be
Nice and ice whipped cream cake
And chocolate cake!
And cream cake
Also with a lemon and? Cake
And some fat cake
Overthere and some
Tomatosauce cake overthere
Vegemite cake oooh what
More cake do we have?
Jacob fultons mmm
Cake