Richie Dagger's Crime

Richie Dagger's Crime
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I'm Richie Dagger
I can stomp and swagger
I can take on all your heroes
I'm Richie Dagger
I'm young and I'm haggard
The boy that nobody owns
He sits in his corner like a child despised
A crazy sort of cast comes over his eyes--
That's Richie Dagger's crime

He's the sort of boy who was never much loved
His idea of fun was society's grudge--
That's Richie Dagger's crime
His life was a mess
And his friends weren't quite the best
But he was satisfied--
That's Richie Dagger's crime
Suck me in and spit me out
Devour me in haste
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He could set your mind ablaze
With sparkling eyes and visionary case
He stood like the remnant of an outbreak past
Wore something in his ear and
Boy was he sass--
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