All Women Are Bad

All Women Are Bad
Adam and Eve, sittin' in the woods,
Eve said 'man i got
somethin' real good - it's in that tree,
you'll get smart fast!' adam said 'sure,
satan my ass - i don't see no snakes
but all women are bad'

Coro
All women are bad, all women
are bad, that's what he said,
all women are bad, groovy wiggly
tails, horns on their head, all women
are bad, all women are bad...
Samson and Delilah, talkin' bout groomin',
Delilah said
'Sam, you don't look human!'
took some scissors, went snip-snip,
said 'now everybody's gunna think you're hip'
Sam felt his head and said 'all women
are bad' there's one with
you, lookin' so sweet, but she's
just a wolf dressed up like
sheep, secret gadgets up under
their clothes - stuff you hear
about but nobody knows, and
it ain't no use...all women are bad
save me the label of that perfume on the table,
so I can remember what made a wreck of me
En un paseo por el bosque, Adán y Eva conversaban tranquilamente. Eva le confesó a Adán que tenía algo realmente especial que ofrecerle: frutos del árbol que le brindarían un conocimiento inmediato...