Friendship Test

Friendship Test
JB: BRRRRRRRRRRING....BRRRRRRRRRRRRING
KG: *Click* Two Kings.
JB: Hey Kage.
KG: Hey.
JB: How's it goin?
KG: Good, good.
JB: What're ya doin?
KG: Oh God, I was just, I w-
JB: I love you.
KG: ...what'd you say?

JB: Said I love you,man. Just wanted to say it.
KG: Hey, thanks. Thank you. That's awesome, fuckin awesome...I mean, uh, that's
cool you can, you can say that.
JB: ...Don't you have something to say?
KG: No...oh I mean, I uh, I like you.I like you too dude.
JB: Whoa, like? OH HO HO MAN! I'm glad I fuckin did this test on you. The
friendship test.
KG: What?
JB: No, man
KG What are you talkin about?
JB: What happened before, when I said I loved you,that was a test. Because man
I coulda made a total ass of myself if I hadn't done this test on you.
*whistle* hoo hoo!
KG: But you don't?
JB: Boy!
KG: You don't, really love me?
JB: Dude listen. You fuckin passed the test ok? But barely. Ya know what you
got?
KG: What?
JB: F plus. Click.
JB and KG engage in a phone conversation where JB unexpectedly expresses his love for KG, which catches KG off guard. After KG hesitantly reciprocates with 'I like you,' JB reveals that his declaration of love was actually a part of a friendship test he conducted on KG...