I'm Not Gay (I Just Wish I Were)

I'm Not Gay (I Just Wish I Were)
[Song also known as "Baby, Your Beard Hurts"]
So I say "forget it" while you reach, reach for the shotgun
you did it simple, but not close
You did on purpose
you serve a purpose on your own

and it was something like a movie's porn
and you both all drop your keys to the ignition
Squirm and lock,
'cause you don't turn that way
I make it
out like a(n)
accident all because it's true
I make it
out like a(n)
accident all because it's true
I make it (I'll make it...)
out like a (Right from wrong and...)
accident all because it's true
I make it (I'll make it...)
out like a (right from wrong and...)
accident all because it's true
I make it out like it's an accident
there's a fine line--blue's and purple
and I misplaced them
from my eyelids: (they're) coming out your stereo
I'm running circles on this town
it makes you, oh, so nervous
I'm a crash-course in de-sper-ation
I make it
out like a(n)
accident all because it's true

I make it
out like a(n)
accident all because it's true
I make it (I'll make it...)
out like a (Right from wrong and...)
accident all because it's true
I make it (I'll make it...)
out like a (right from wrong and...)
accident all because it's true
Break down up upon it
let it get to you a closer way
Take time up upon it
(Turn it down while I hold this drama)
(Turn it down while)
you were on time
I wasn't on and
there were keys that
made me stronger
What did you learn from a month of me?
this?
it's only this:
it's only this:
it's only this:
I make it
out like a(n)
accident all because it's true
I make it
out like a(n)
accident all because it's true