Down in the sewer

Down in the sewer
Down in the sewer
Picking up on a lot of empty Coca Cola cans
And there sure are a lot of them around here.
How did I get down here
Well its a long story
I should have stayed down home out on the farm
And kept my tootsies warm
Instead of freezing them off down here.

Theres lots of rats down here
You can see the whites of their eyes
They got sharp teeth
Deep breath, and lots of diseases
People say you shouldnt stay down here too long
Lose your sense of light and dark
Lose your sense of smell
Ill tell you what Im gonna do
Im gonna make love to a water rat or two
And breed a family
And theyll be called the survivors
You know why?
Because theyre gonna survive
Ill see you in the sewer darling (and dont be late.)