Wisconsin Theme Song

Wisconsin Theme Song
O! they hate us in wisconsin
try to keep us where we are
but we're really such a friendly state
we get into our cars
and drive across your border
pick up women big and heavy
and see your men with big foreheads
like bumpers on a chevy!
hey there polka boy
go home and suck a beer!
hey there bratworst head
go drive your old john deer!
ya hey the women all weigh
and the smell will make you cry-y-y!!
hey there ho there ya hey hey
stay in milwaukee and die!