Blast Me to Bermuda

Blast Me to Bermuda
Blast me to Bermuda!
When I feel weird, I close my eyes
And think of where the sun don't shine
On that foggy triangle far away
In my dreams a violent storm
Sucks my body, off the shore
To a volcano-city, undersea

Goodbye world, I'm outta here
I've packed my bag, I have no fear
I'm headed to the land of no returns
Blast me to Bermuda!
Sunken ships and beguiled ghouls
The bane of vacationing fools
Gnawed wetsuits and bloody lagoons abound
At last my plane, it takes a dive
The truth unveiled if I survive
Witness to a twinkling in the deep
Goodbye world, I'm outta here
I've packed my bag, I have no fear
I'm headed to the land of no returns
Blast me to Bermuda!