David’s Haunted House (ft. David Dobrik, Heath Hussar, Zane Hijazi)

David’s Haunted House
(David Dobrik, David Dobrik, David Dobrik, David Dobrik, David Dobrik, David Dobrik, David Dobrik, David Dobrik)
David Dobrik on the walls
David Dobrik on the couch
This is David Dobrik's haunted house
And if you're scared, then you better get out
Flamethrower courtesy of Elon Musk
I'm not scared 'cause in Dave I trust
He's a menace, the meanest, he comes off decent
His horrible pranks, so ingenious
You never get to pick if it's trick or treat
He'll give you ghost peppers instead of candy
But he gives great hugs at his meet and greet
He's so cute, I could watch him eat
Duct taped to a wall, tennis ball to the balls
Tattoo 'David's Vlog' that'll never come off
It's a spooky situation every single day when you're dealing with Dave
But hey, he might surprise you with a car
Or he might surprise you with tarantulas
When you reach in to his bag of tricks
You never know what you're gonna get
So you turn the corner and it's David
With his camera out, he says 'boo!'
Hey Dave, how you doin', it's good to see you too

I can scare any body, any time, or season (ha, ha)
I can scare any body, I don't need a reason (ay, ay)
My name's David, David Dobrik and this is my haunted house
So if you got a problem you should probably get out (peace)
I can scare any body, any time, or season (ha, ha)
I can scare any body, I don't need a reason (ay, ay)
My name's David, David Dobrik and this is my haunted house
So if you got a problem you should probably get out
I walk into a house with a blindfold on
When the camera flashes and the lights go on
Everybody starts screaming 'what's goin' on?'
And I got a funny feelin' something might be wrong
And, oh shit, what the f*** was that?
I'm a grown ass man but a scaredy-cat
'Cause you can't trust Dave when you can't see
Somebody get help, where's Natalie?
Please stop, I don't wanna do this
Man, I'll do anything, I'll even drink my piss
Put the camera down, we could talk it out
If you wanna keep it up then I'm walkin' out
Here we go, I'm gettin' pulled back in
He's got a way with words and a devilish grin
'Cause he gets what he wants, and he wants it all
And we're all just pawns at his beck and call
But it's kinda scary, though
I would do anything just to be in a video
Pretend to smoke dope, do coke, no joke, there's no hope, uh
He's like a puppet-master puppeteering everything I do
Oh, what's that David?
Yeah, I'll do that for you
Huh, you want a back-rub too?

I can scare any body, any time, or season (ha, ha)
I can scare any body, I don't need a reason (ay, ay)
My name's David, David Dobrik and this is my haunted house
So if you got a problem you should probably get out (peace)
I can scare any body, any time, or season (ha, ha)
I can scare any body, I don't need a reason (ay, ay)
My name's David, David Dobrik and this is my haunted house
So if you got a problem you should probably get out
Listen up y'all, I'm sick of this shit
My name's Zane, I'm hot, thick 'n fit
I'm a superstar, did you hear my last track?
Last time I sang, this time Imma rap
I dug my own grave when I linked with Dave
He's a maniac, with crazy ways
He calls me up and I'm there
He seems kind, but beware
I love you kid, but I'm scared
His merch don't come in sizes I wear
I'm fat, P-H-A-T
Everyone watchin' his videos just wants to see me
Name's Zane, first letter 'Z'
Had to come in on a verse
'Cause too much Scotty

I can scare any body, any time, or season (ha, ha)
I can scare any body, I don't need a reason (ay, ay)
My name's David, David Dobrik and this is my haunted house
So if you got a problem you should probably get out (peace)
I can scare any body, any time, or season (ha, ha)
I can scare any body, I don't need a reason (ay, ay)
My name's David, David Dobrik and this is my haunted house
So if you got a problem you should probably get out
(David Dobrik, David Dobrik, David Dobrik, David Dobrik, David Dobrik, David Dobrik, David Dobrik, David Dobrik)