Michelle Pfeiffer's Diaper

Michelle Pfeiffer's Diaper
Had a vision of Michelle Pfeiffer
Wearing nothing but a diaper
Squatting over a roman candle
Dancing around in rhinestone sandals
Hey! well I don't know
How that thought got in there
Had a vision of tug McGraw
His ass was beaten red and raw
Wearing nothing but a baseball cap
Aluminum bat sticking out of his crack