Scottish Handcuffs

Scottish Handcuffs
Brooklyn, New York, hanging out at Duff's
Everywhere we go we wear Scottish Handcuffs
In Switzerland in Bern one pissed a Bed
We even got a pic in Kiev with Shrek

We meet new friends in a lot of crazy places
Double fisted having fun, and end up with shitfaces
Are you Guns 'n Roses? Do you need a light?
Leave Madam Satan, Those guys wanna fight
Stripclubs and a nudybar
Building a pit in the back of your car
Almost arrested with a police colt
Not playing Rio with 60 Volt
With you're head through the ceiling
Snuff Jägermeister for the feeling
Missing Flights, there were Russian women, so f*** it!
Sleeping in the Projects with cash in my pocket
Junks shitting in trashcans
People got beheaded
Flippin our van in a Mexican desert
Monkeys in jeans on the "Red Square"
Feeding Vegetarians a fuc*** lot of meat
Playing everywhere we can with our Groovy Gore Beat
be double fisted or wear your Scottish chain
Be drunk and ginding and I'm sure we'll meet again!!!