Gitarzan

Gitarzan
He's free as the breeze
He's always at ease
He lives in the jungle and hangs by his knees
As he swings through the trees
With a trapeze in his B.V.D.s

He's got a union card and he's practicing hard
To play, the guitar, gonna be a big star
Yeah, he's gonna go far
And carry moonbeams home in a jar
He ordered Chet's guitar course C.O.D.
Makes A and E and he's working on B
Dig C & W and R & B and even the chimpanzees agree
That one day soon he'll be a celebrity
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Gitarzan, he's a guitar man
He's all you can stand
Give him a hand, Gitarzan
He's got a girl named Jane
With no last name
Kinda homely and plain
But he loves her just the same
'Cause she kindles the flame
And it drives him insane
When he hears her say
She really does her thing
It's her claim to fame
Come on sing one Jane
Baby, baby, oh baby
Baby, oh baby
(How about that, that's it from Jane, yeah
(Thank you, folks)

They've got a pet monkey
He likes to get drunky and sing boogie woogie
And it sounds real funky
Come on, your turn boy
Sing one monkey, you go
(Let's hear it for the monkey)
On Saturday night they need some excitement
Jane gets right and the monkey gets tight
And their voices unite
In the pale moonlight
And it sounds all right
Yeah, it's dynamite, it's out of sight
Let's hear it right now
Baby, baby oh baby, baby
Shut up baby, I'm trying to sing
Baby
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Gitarzan, and his jungle band
They're all you can stand
Give him a hand, Gitarzan (hey baby)
Gitarzan, and his jungle band
They're all you can stand
Give him a hand, Gitarzan