Today's Bargain

Today's Bargain
I was robbing a store.
I fell in love with a whore.
We fell onto the floor
in the store I was robbing.
So I put that gun to her head
She said "baby, let's go to bed
Son, you're gonna go blind
if you keep fuc*** me with your mind".

Today's bargain...today's bargain
Today's bargain...today's bargain.
The store clerk,
she wanted in.
She said "hey I am your friend"
I said no, no it's gonna depend
if you give me all your money.
So I put that gun to her head.
She said "baby, let's go to bed
Son, you're gonna go blind
if you keep fuc*** me with your mind".
Today's bargain...today's bargain
Today's bargain...today's bargain.
She said "son, don't look at the sun"
She said "son, don't look at the sun...you might go blind".
So I put that gun to her head
She said "baby, let's go to bed
Son, you're gonna go blind
if you keep fuc*** me with your mind".
Today's bargain...today's bargain
Today's bargain...today's bargain.