I Won't Be

I Won't Be
I won't be a big fat nothing, 'cause that just ain't me
I won't be your boyfriend because you're just so ugly
I won't be
I won't be
I won't be no one but me [x2]
I won't be a Grateful Dead freak, that shit makes me puke
I won't be your boyfriend because I just can't stand you
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