The Birds in your garden

The Birds in your garden
It's six o'clock, the birds are singing.
I'm wide awake whilst you're still fast asleep.
I went outside, into your garden.

The sun was bright and the air was cool
And as I stood there listening
Well the birds in your garden
they all started singing this song:
"Take her now.
Don't be scared, it's alright.
Oh, come on, touch her inside.
It's a crime against nature
she's been waiting all night.
Come on, hold her,
and kiss her and tell her you care
If you wait 'til tomorrow
she'll no longer be there.
Come on & give it to her.
You know it's now or never."
Yeah, the birds in your garden
have all started singing this song.
My father never told me
about the birds & the bees.
And I guess I never realised that
I would ever meet birds
as beautiful as these.
I came inside,
climbed to your bedroom.
I kissed your eyes awake and then
I did what I knew was only natural.

And then the birds in your garden,
they all started singing this song
"Take her now.
Don't be scared, it's alright.
Oh, come on, touch her inside.
It's a crime against nature
she's been waiting all night.
Come on, hold her,
and kiss her and tell her you care
If you wait 'til tomorrow
she'll no longer be there.
Come on & give it to her.
You know it's now or never."
Yeah, the birds in your garden
have all started singing this song.
Yeah, the birds in your garden,
they taught me the words to this song.