Wonderfilled (Wonder If I Gave An Oreo)

Wonderfilled (Wonder If I Gave An Oreo)
Wonder if I gave an Oreo
To a Vampire
In a creepy show
Would he not act so undead?
Would he thirst for milk instead?
And fill his tomb with ice to keep it chilled
Meet Count Wonderfilled
Wonder if I gave an Oreo

Wonder if I gave an Oreo
To the big bad wolf
How would the story go?
Would he still go huff and puff?
Or would he bring those pigs cool stuff?
To decorate the deck he helped them build
Would they not get killed?
Wonder if I gave an Oreo
Wonder if I gave an Oreo
To a great white shark in
The Pacific Ocean
Would he still snack on seals?
Or would he chomp chocolate meals?
And invite those seals to lick the cream
That’s my wonderfilled dream
Wonder if I gave an Oreo
Wonder if I gave an Oreo
To a Vampire
In a creepy show
Would he not act so undead?
Would he thirst for milk instead?
I’ve just got this feeling that it might work out alright
‘Cause cream does wondrous things
Inside a chocolate sandwich dream
If I gave them to great white sharks
Would they share them with baby seals?
Would they call up the giant squid for a friendly meal?

Wonder if I gave an Oreo
Wonder if I gave an Oreo
What if I gave an Oreo to you?
Wonder if I gave an Oreo
Wonder if we followed a rainbow to the end
Would we find new golden Oreos?