It's A Charmed Life

It's A Charmed Life
It's been a charmed life,
Got all I ever wanted,
And I'm not too shy to flaunt it, you see!
It's been a sweet life,
Everyone is genuflectin'
And erecting giant statues of me!

It's like a great lunch with all you can eat,
And I can leave my wallet at home!
And everyone pays for me,
Because it's compulsory,
Or into the stockade they're thrown!
Still, I'm a nice guy.
How many emperors would always remember your name?
How ya doing, Joe?
I must admit,
I may take quite a lot,
But I'll always give you plenty of blame!
It's been a sweet ride!
Life's a bowl of cherries, and nobody's merrier than me!
Because, everyone else is a proletariat,
And baby I'm the bourgeoisie!
Look it up, Joe!
Baby, I'm the bourgeoisie!