Come Home, Perry

Come Home, Perry
Perry, you know you are a boy's best friend!
You're more than just a passing trend!
You're like a treat from a candy store.

Oh Perry, we love you more than ice cream cakes
We love you more than bugs and snakes!
We love you more than all things mentioned before.
Oh Perry, you're extraordinary,
You're kinda short and hairy,
The color of a blueberry,
Yes Perry!
So come home Perry, Come home Perry,
Come home!
Oh Perry, I think it's kinda scary
I can't find you anywhere-y,
It fills me with despair-y?
Oh, Perry! I'm allergic to dairy,
I'm gonna move to the prairie,
And change my name to Larry!
Larry? (I ran out of rhymes, okay?)
She'll change her name to Larry! (Larry!) (Larry!)
So come home Perry,
Come home Perry,
Come home!
So come home Perry,
Come home Perry,
Come home!
Come home Perry, come home!