Lavatory Lil

Lavatory Lil
Look out for Lavatory Lil
(Look out for Lavatory Lil)
You think that she's a winner when she's cooking you dinner
But she's really moving in for the kill
Lavatory Lil

Watch out for Lavatory Lil
(Watch out for Lavatory Lil)
She says it's hunky-dory when she's telling you a story
But she really thinks you’re making her ill
Lavatory Lil
If you saw her coming at you, you'd look the other way
But it isn't easy when she's rollin' in the hay
So much for Lavatory Lil
(So much for Lavatory Lil)
You think she's being friendly, but she's looking for a Bentley
And she robbed golden swan
Lavatory Lil
If you saw that she was coming, you could get up off the track
But it isn't easy when she hits you in the back
That's it for Lavatory Lil
(That's it for Lavatory Lil)
She’s acting like a starlet, but she’s looking like a harlot
As she’s slowly heading over the hill
Lavatory Lil
Lavatory Lil