What's the matter with kids today?

What's the matter with kids today?
There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood,
they always listen to your mom.
They disregard civil disobedience,
they'd rather do what they're told.

They don't drink, or f***, or fight
(they don't start fights).
They sit home, and read, expand their minds.
There's something wrong with the kids in my cul de sac,
they're always going to church.
They dress well and they're speaking articulate,
they show each other respect.
They're never late, don't smoke or break rules
(they don't break rules).
They eat right, they study hard, they like school.
There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood.