She's nubs

She's nubs
It's kind of hard to wear high heels
How does she get in and out of tubs
i hope she don't get mad
i hope she thinks this song is good not bad
cos' we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs

no finger no toes
she doesn't own elbows
no phalangees, no knobby knees to knock
she don't need knucles or hands
to go see punk rock bands
she's aways in the stands, she's nubs
she can't pick up a phone
she can't get dressed alone
she's got no funny bone, she's nubs
no shoes for feet
but sure we think she's neat
she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs
i asked if she wanted a drink
i asked her if she liked toronto
i asked her to go out to the bar
but al she said was no thanks, no and noo
It was time for us to leave
so I grabbed and shook her sleeve
and told her I'd see her at the next club
she got into a pack
and some guy put her on his back
she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub
She's got beauitful eyes
and breasts regular size,
but without calves and thighs, she's nubs
It's hard to give good head or
get tied to a bed
when all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs

she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs,she's nubs,she's nubs,she's
nubs,she's nubs,
ohh she may not walk the walk
and she may not like to talk
but boy she sure knows how to rock
she's nubs