Sparkling Diamonds

Sparkling Diamonds
The french are glad to die for love
A kiss on the hand made me quite continental
but diamonds are a girls best friend
A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental
On your humble flat
or help you feed your aunt pu*** cat
Men grow cold
as girls grow old
and we all lose our charms in the end
But square-cut or pear-shaped
These rocks don't lose there shape
Diamonds are a girls best friend
Tiffany's.....cartier

Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Come and get me boys...
Black star.....white rose
Talk to me Harry Zidler
Tell me all about it
There may come a time when a
Lass needs a lawyer
But diamonds are a girls best friend
There may come a time
When a hot boiled employer
thinks your awful nice
but get that ice or else no dice
He's your guy when stocks are high
But beware when they start to descend
Diamonds are a girls best
Diamonds are a girls best
diamonds are a girls best friend
Everything's going so well
Cause that's when those lasses
Go back to their spouses
Diamonds are a girls best friend