I Got This Neighbor

I Got This Neighbor
This guy just moved next door to me,
And I think he's kind of strange.
Well, I got this neighbour
Who wears shiny black boots and a big brass belt buckle.
I got this neighbour
With a big white beard and tiny wire rim glasses.
I got this neighbour
With lots of short friends who wear pointy little shoes.
I got this neighbour
Who sends reindeer out to get his paper.
I got this neighbour
Who gets a ton of mail mostly written in crayon.
I got this neighbour
Who when I say \"Hi\", he says \"Ho ho ho!\"
I got this neighbour
Who's a little overweight but he seems pretty well natured.
I got this neighbour
I think he eats a little too much milk and cookies.
Well, I got this neighbour
Who always red pants and a big red matching coat.
I got this neighbour
Who always seems to disappear round late December.
I'll bet he's visiting his family,
It's probably...
The only thing he does that's slightly normal.