After School Special

After School Special
(One, Two, Three, Four)
(One, Two, Three, Four)
My mom is better than
Your mom and your dad too
She knows nutrition well
That's why I'm trim & lean
Because she cooks
She cleans
She lies...she says
I'm handsome
Once dad hit me so hard
Mom felt it on her cheek
Because she cooks

She cleans
She lies...she says
I am handsome (that's right)
My mom
Is better than
Your mom and your dad too
She's there when she
needs to be there
That's why I'm here today
Because she cooks
She cleans
She lies...she says...
You fuckin' lied to me