I'm Not a Man

I'm Not a Man
Don Juan, picaresque
Wife-beater vest
Cold hand, ice man
Warring caveman
Well if this is what it takes to describe
I'm not a man

Wheeler, dealer
Mover, shaker
Casanova
Beefaroni, but lonely
Well if this what it takes to describe
I'm not a man, I'm not a man
I'm something much bigger and better than
A man
Wise-ass, smart-ass
Workaholic
Thick-skinned, two-fisted hombre, ole
Well if these are terms you'd use to describe
Oh I'm shaking, look at me
I'm quaking, true grit, true blue
Kill crazy, so very manly of you
You are the soldier
Who won't get much older
You are the slow Joe
Who signed up to go
Wolf down, wolf down
T-bone steak
Wolf down
Cancer of the prostate
Ways to sit and of course
Ways to stand
I'm not a man, I'm not a man
No, big fat locker room, hockey-jock, laughing
I'm not a man
I'd never kill or eat an animal
And I never would destroy this planet I'm on
Well what do you think I am?
A man?