A Clash Of Hairdos

A Clash Of Hairdos
I was up for the party at this girls house
I’d heard a wonderful rumour that she’d asked me out
But all the kids from The Corra came in between

And there was trouble in the garden
And trouble by the wall
Trouble on the carpet
Trouble by the kitchen door
There was trouble by the video game
Such a shame

Oh such a shame

It was a clash of hairdos
Yeah, a big bloodbath
When all the shaven heads of the criminal class
They saw my fine display of firm hairspray

Yeah, there was trouble in the garden
And trouble by the wall
Trouble on the carpet
Trouble by the kitchen door
There was trouble by the video game
Such a shame
Oh such a shame

I was up for the party at this girls house
I’d heard a wonderful rumour that she’d asked me out
The a clash of hairdos came in between

And there was trouble in her garden
And trouble by the wall
Trouble on her carpet
Trouble by the kitchen door
There was trouble by the video game
Such a shame
Oh such a shame

It was a clash of hairdos
It was a clash of hairdos
Oh what a clash of hairdos
Just a clash of hairdos