Where Do Babies Come From?

Where Do Babies Come From?
Do they come from rainbows and love?
Mommy, mommy tell me please
Where do babies come from, really?
They come from boys who like to sit on their ass
They come from girls who like to grow up too fast
They come from screaming, fighting, and makeup sex
What a lovely little mess I've made
I throw milk on the walls in rage
Oh I'm trying to just forget the pain