No More Mr. Nice Guy

No More Mr. Nice Guy
No more Mr. Nice Guy
Me a nice guy... Yeah right!
I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
'Til they got a hold of me
I opened doors for little old ladies
I helped the blind to see

I got no friends 'cause they read the papers
They can't be seen with me
And I'm gettin' shot down
And I'm feeling mean
[Chorus]
No more Mister nice guy
No more Mister clean
No more Mister nice guy
They say he's sick, he's obscene
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers
They can't be seen with me
And I'm gettin' shot down
And I'm feeling mean
[Chorus]
My dog bit me on the leg today
My cat clawed my eye
My mom's been thrown out of the society circle
My dad's had to hide
I went to church incognito
And everybody rose, the reverend Smith
He recognized me
Punched me in the nose
[Chorus: x 2]