La Era de Mario Lose

La Era de Mario Lose
[EMINEM]
Look, if you had one shot (Mario Shoot) or one opportunity
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
Muy buenos dias queridos estudiantes,
la clase de Calle 13 básica va a comenzar,
por favor...NO SE COPIEN! (Here we go!)

[CALLE 13]
Pa' empezar adelante, tu a mi no te pareces,
ni aunque hagas brujerias,
villerias o rezes 100 veces,
Tu éres fácil,
un pote, un bizcochito, tu pa'
mi eres chiquito, micro,
pequeño, en cantito
yo te digo, lo mio pica como jalapeño,
lo tuyo aburre y me da sueño,
por eso tu no vendes ni en una casa de empeño,
de mi estilo, de mi lírica,
yo soy el unico dueño, tu dice' que lo mio fue leche?
pues con mi leche yo te preño!
[EMINEM]
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no, he won't have it ,
Back to the lab again yo
This this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it...

[CALLE 13]
Porque estamos en la era de la copiaera,
si los dejo se copian de mi vida entera,
me estoy robando el Chow por allá fuera,
tengo a la compe sin comida en la nevera,
a la competencia pal' baño los tengo corriendo,
lo tuyo es aburrido como John Ruiz contra Frez Okendo,
a mi sin cojones si vendo o no vendo,
yo me puedo quedar toda mi vida en mi casa jugando nintendo,
viviendo con mi ma' hasta los 50 años,
[EMINEM]
The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
Sold nada unfolds
I suppose it's old partner', but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

[CALLE 13]
Quieren parecerse a mi?
Pues aqui tengo los manuales,
primero hay que tirarle a los fuc*** federales,
tirarle al gobierno en la cara con salami,
ganar un Mtv, ganar 3 grammys,
que el gobernador te invite a cantar rap en la fortaleza,
poner a to' Puerto Rico, a hacerse rayas en la cabeza,
en medio de una huelga llenar to' un coliseo,
tienes que poner a todo el genero a tirarse' pedos,
Porque...dañaste el genero! y ya nadie te aguanta!
tienes a los veteranos votando PUM! por la garganta,
ya te odian los viejitos y todo' lo' japonese'
y en medio de ocho mese' tienen que haber como 90 "Calle 13"
Here we go!
Espero que hayan aprendido la lección de hoy..
sigan practicando, que se van a quedar con el canto,
se los juro...
AH!! Y dejen de fumar marihuana!

[EMINEM]
And it's getting even harder
Trying to feed and water my seed, plus
Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screaming on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfucking option, failure's not...
Nintendo, nintendo!...