El mamut chiquitito (en inglés)

El mamut chiquitito
Mammoth chiquitito wanted to fly,
tried and tried and could not fly,
a check it would help her friend,
from the fifth floor and made him jump.

So what happened?
Shit, shit was mammoth (x2)
A mammoth chiquitito wanted to smoke,
tried and tried and could not smoke,
a dog wanted to help his friend,
and 500 did smoke cigarettes.
So what happened?
Gave mammoth Cancer Cancer (x2)
TAKE A mammoth chiquitico wanted,
tried and tried and could not make,
a bear wanted to help his friend,
and 100 liters of Wiski did take.
So what happened?
Cirrhosis Cirrhosis gave mammoth (x2)
A mammoth chiquitito wanted Debut,
tried and tried and could not make his debut,
a donkey wanted to help his friend,
and 100 prostitutes did debut.
So what happened?
AIDS AIDS gave the mammoth (X2)
A mammoth chiquitico wanted DRUG
tried and tried and could not be drugged,
a cat wanted to help his friend,
and 10 lines of coke made him try.

So what happened?
Overdose mammoth with overdose (x2)
What happened to the mammoth?
He died the mammoth died (x2)