Myxomatosis

Myxomatosis
The mongrel cat came home
holding half a head
Proceeded to show it off
to all his new found friends
he said i been where i liked
i slept with who i liked
she ate me up for breakfast
and screwed me in a vice

and now i don't know why
i feel so tongue tied
i sat in the cupboard
and wrote it down in neat
they were cheering and waving
cheering and waving
twitching and salivating like with myxomatosis
but it got edited fuc*** up
strangled, beaten up
used as a photo in Time magazine
buried in a burning black hole in Devon
i don t know why
i feel so tongue tied
don t know why
i feel so skinned alive.
My thoughts are misguided and a little naive
I twitch and i salivate like with myxomatosis
you should put me in a home or you should put me down
I got myxomatosis
I got myxomatosis
now no one likes a smart arse but we all like stars
that wasn't my intention, I did it for a reason
it must have got mixed up
strangled, beaten up
i got myxomatosis
i got myxomatosis

i don't know why
i feel so tongue tied