A Message From the Count

A Message From the Count
Welcome
Yeah, do something like that
Do the, uh, the, like, right in be-, like, in between that
A little scarier? More Dracula?
Welcome!
Welcome!
What? To Dracula's lair?
Welcome, to Hotel Diablo! I am your baggage claim man. I, wait, I am your bellboy, Dracula. How may I suck your tits fa- I mean take your bags? Hello
Dracula is that you?
Ah-haha, you caught me. Yes, it's-

Lemme do, lemme do a run of that, hold on
Fuck that
It's not funny