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Let's see here, uh, (301) 776-43......
This motherfuc*** better pick up the God damn phone this time, Jesus Christ
Thank you for calling RattPack Industries
Yes hel....
Where we don't f*** with anybody
Someone will be with you momentarily
Jesus man, seriously? Jesus bro, f*** bro...
Current wait time is 1 minute
F*** man, fuck*** better not have me waiting all God damn day in here?Jesus...
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[Skit: YaLocalWhiteBoy , Logic (Marty Randolph) & Logic (Female Voice)]
Y'know, it's crazy cause it's two types of motherfuck***
It's one motherfuc*** talking 'bout:
"Oh Logic's so slept on, he's so lowkey..."
Knowing damn well this motherfuc*** did 135K first week
First fuc*** week!
Then it's other motherfuck*** talking 'bout:
"Oh, Logic's blowing up, he's getting so big now. I don't want him to blow up on me. Oh, Logic's changing..."
Cause he made a turnt ass mixtape!
We're going to be bumping this shit the whole summer!
The f***?!
Current wait time is 36 minutes...
36 minutes? It was just a minu?it was just one minute!
What the f***?!
And do y'all not listen to lyrics?
He's making a whole other concept album
That's fuc*** insane!
This man dropped a project every year for six years
I mean, I'm not complaining though but?
Current wait time is 1 hour, 40 minutes...
1 hou?WHAT THE F??! This, this?this is gotta be hands down the fuc*** worst customer service of all time
You can just?I can't?
This motherfuc*** made a number one album!
What?
Made a mixtape after...
Oh my God?
And then he's making another concept album...
This is fuc*** bullshit...
Like his first shit didn't already go Number 1?!
Nobody cares...
This motherfucker's on a roll!
NOBODY CARES!!
This motherfucker's like butter, he's on a roll motherfuc***!
Current wait time is...
Okay God, thank God!
16 hours
What the...? WHAT THE F***?!
And it's peace, love and positivity
Logic is the only rap concert you can go to
And not get shot in the face
Like this motherfuc*** actually loves his fans
You name it: YouTube videos, Periscope, Vlogs, Q&A's
This motherfuc*** does it all!
You name it, he does it! The f***?
WHAT FUC*** RAPPER DOES THAT?!
Current wait time is...
Okay...?
Go f*** yourself
Go?go f***...? WHAT?!
And this motherfuc***
Can solve up to seven Rubix Cubes in a minute....
WHO THE F*** DO YOU KNOW CAN DO THAT?!
This is ridiculous!
No one is available at this time
WHAT?! I'm gonna let this motherfuc*** have it!!
Please leave a message after the tone...

Oh, hey?hi, Logic...
Hey, how's it going?
My name's Mar?Rick?
My name's Randy Mardoff
Definitely never spoken before...
I was calling just to say, uh
Just wanted to wish you, ugh, lots of uh, suc?success...
And uh, maybe we can have some lunch
I don't know if this is a direct line to you
But yeah, once again this is, uh, uhm?Randy Mardoff
Never spoken before...
You can call me back at any time, m'kay?
Alright, bye
Oh shit... f***! I didn't leave my number! I GOTTA FUC*** CALL BACK AND DEAL WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN?!