Workaholics

Workaholics
Lyrics:
I heard this shit on workaholics
And this for errbody bout to finish college
It's only right that I drop a little knowledge
Cuz life ain't like it outta be

I thought it'd be, a lotta women callin me
And sodomy, and drinkin like it's all for free
Illogically, I never thoughta poverty
Or how this muthafucka's muthafuckin job would be
But ever since I go the cap and gown
Errybody cracking down, nappin now
Erry fuc*** snack got me packin pounds
Wearin fuc*** slacks, got me scratching da back uh ma sack
And rap is not exactly a faculty rapidly rackin me
Anything but apathy for those who be naggin and draggin me
Into the wackest meetings, holding me back from eating
The saddest fuc*** lunch I pack and bag in the evening
Ma bank is depleted, I even have to think before tweeting
Man it's really fuc*** sad when thinking bout
The evolution from the past to drinking now
We used to go and split a handle, drink it down
Then hit the town, and hit the hottest chicks around

But now? I can barely slug a half a dozen tops
Used to chug a lot, now I'm fuc*** buzzin off a shot whoa
Clubbin wasn't nuffin to me boy
Used to walk up in that muthafucka stuntin like whassup, I wadn't coy
Ain't nobody gave a f*** if I'm employed
Errybody drunk and fuc*** lovin it, rubbin, and huggin
Mugging, chugging and fuc*** but now these bitches
Is up on some other shit, wanting a husband
Clubbin got me buggin and blushing cuz I'ma young'n das confronted
Wit a hundred abundantly rugged, and coveted, funded muthafuckas, it's humbling
Think about the age range
They get to date way older and emotionally open homies goin gray
Now I'm up on first dates
Sober like it's first grade
Hoping when it's over that I close it wit some first base shit

Ma face getting fuc*** fat
It's April, hateful fillin fuc*** taxes out
Long ass days, getting blazed, and tappin out
Back is naggin now, mac is laggin now
Because I bought it back in college
So if you comin lemme run a little knowledge
If you was wondering if fun isn't acknowledged
Well Wednesdays, I be watching workaholics