Mary Jane Holland

Mary Jane Holland
I don't like to boast,
But our truffles are the most mad,
Magical in Amsterdam (she won't, she won't)
So if you appear, Apollo sit on my lyre
And play 'em like a piano man (I will, I will)

'Cause I love love, 'cause I love love
You better than, you better than my darkest sin,
Russian hookers and cheap gin.
I think that I could be fine,
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time,
if you'd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight
Mary Jane Holland (Woah-oh)
Mary Jane Holland (Woah-oh)
I know that mom and dad think I'm a mess
but it's alright, 'cause i'm rich as piss
When I ignite the flames and put you in my mouth,
The grass heats up my insides and my brunette starts to sprout
Introducing ladies and gentleman,
Mary Jane Holland!
I think that I could be fine,
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time,
if you'd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight